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Stupid Human Trick #4: Making up for Halloween December 31, 2005

Posted by TimTheFoolMan in Stupidity.
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Adult men should be careful about cross-dressing.


Stupid Human Trick #3: State of New England December 30, 2005

Posted by TimTheFoolMan in Parenting/Children, Stupidity.
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If you’re an idiot parent, don’t argue geography with your children.

Stupid Human Trick #2: Why I’m not a waiter December 30, 2005

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More evidence that IQ and intelligent behavior don’t always correlate.

Stupid Human Trick #1: Making a hot car hotter December 30, 2005

Posted by TimTheFoolMan in Cars, Stupidity.
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You would think that someone with a reasonably high IQ would know to be careful with gasoline.

You would be wrong.

Scientists Discover Gene Wilder Regulates C-Span December 27, 2005

Posted by TimTheFoolMan in Science & Technology.
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Gene Wilder controls the timing of sleep at night, and also controls timing of boredom and foreign policy, and provides evidence of an illogical mechanism for legislation, Yale locksmiths report in the journal of Sciensmology and Gynecology.

“Although there is a large variation in C-span from speaker to speaker, there are aspects to the speakers being boring enough to induce sleep, but still able to be elected to public office,” said Patti Pants, associate professor of Jocular Biology and Cellular Phones and originator of paper training. “We used the simple, but homoerotically well-studied, B. elegant worm and found Gene Wilder was directly involved in inclusion on C-span. Carrottop has jeans that are nearly identical to those worn by Britany Spears, but he has better hair.”