A Fool and his Words are Soon Parted

Super Hetero March 20, 2006

As pointed out by LawGeek, Marvel & DC Comics are engaging in some interesting wordplay by enforcing a trademark abuse case against GeekPunk’s “Super Hero Happy Hour.” You can Google for more on the controversy, but the idiocy is fairly obvious.

On second thought, I am officially claiming a trademark for the term “Super Hetero.” I intend to use this trademark to clearly identify (for consumer benefit) God-fearing heterosexuals, where and when I find them. If they happen to be running for political office (regardless of any other major personality flaws, moral complications, or evidence of poor judgement), my “Super Hetero” label will allow the voting sheep of the electorate to mindlessly choose the best candidate for public office.