Argghhh! Matey! What Day Be It Today? September 19, 2006
Posted by TimTheFoolMan in Fun, Humor, pirate day, Seafood, Talk Like a Pirate Day, Violence.trackback
Arrr, that’s right, tis’ finally har. Today is talk like a pirate day. A pence for an old man o’de sea?
Put up yar pirate flag from the mizzen mast, keelhaul a scallawag, grab some booty, and be off’n yar landlubbin’ ways. (As for me, I had a crabmeat quesadilla for lunch. I don’t have an eyepatch, so I’ll be going to the gym with one eye closed instead.)
A Fool and his Words are Soon Parted 
You might wanna leave your eye open on the way to the gym, then close it once you enter..or at least I do when I am exercising in front of a mirror.
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