Ready to Talk Like a Pirate? July 21, 2006
Posted by TimTheFoolMan in Fun, Humor, Stupidity.trackback
September 19th is “Talk Like a Pirate Day.”
My pirate name is: Bloody Tom Flint
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it’s the open sea. For others (the masochists), it’s the food. For you, it’s definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
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A Fool and his Words are Soon Parted 
Captain Jenny Bonney
Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
My pirate name is: Mad Mary Rackham
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Dirty Anne Kidd
You’re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean — not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
*sniffs my arm pits* wow, think I wont wait to get throwed in, I am jumping in!!
My pirate name is:
Mad Anne Cash (aka Tim’s sister)
“Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You’re musical, and you’ve got a certain style if not flair. You’ll do just fine. Arr!”